Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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