Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
