How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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