I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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