This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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