His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
