I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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