it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My vagina is officially offended.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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