Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize