I showed him my bush... on skype.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize