is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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