That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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