Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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