it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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