Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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