I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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