I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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