I need help removing her.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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