Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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