Barsexuality is the new black.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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