Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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