i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This baby is an asshole
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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