let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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