Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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