I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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