i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i need some magic done to my vagina
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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