I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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