omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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