I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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