so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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