You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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