Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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