thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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