why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sponge bath it is.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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