i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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