I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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