I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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