i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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