so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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