You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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