what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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