this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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