Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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