that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
