I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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