i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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