Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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