scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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