I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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