Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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