Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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