My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
