No awkward lesbian experiences without me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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