Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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