I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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