Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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